crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

lilithn:

r3jm3r:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Stop

Give them a taste of their own medicine

lilithn:

r3jm3r:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Stop

Give them a taste of their own medicine

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive