looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little
Give them a taste of their own medicine
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive